Mashing Taters

The male to male scissor

I walked in on 2 guys mashing taters.

Potato Potat Tater V

The rival and complete opposite of Cornell Cornelius Cornbob in the Cornverse. Nothing much is known about this strange man...

I heard that Potato Potat Tater V burns the corn we are provided with!

urban dic tater

Putz parked totally on Urban Dictionary over-obsessing on absorbing entries or getting published. Close relative to urban dichead.

Geek #1: "MILF! Courgarlicious... That's one silver fox trot. A jamie lee coitus. What do you think, dude?"

Geek #2: "Get a life. I think you're becoming an urban dic tater."

lady taters

boobs

"can I ladle my man gravy onto your lady taters"

up 't' taters

balls deep in a woman

I were up 't' taters last neet in a right minger

Hoss Tater

A large fish. Typically used to describe a thick daddy that you or your loved one has caught.

Tom: "Did you see that picture of Mark's big hoss tater?"

Julia: "Mark sent you a picture of his cock?"

Tom: "No! I mean the 27" rainbow trout he caught."

Naters Taters

Used to describe a crusty ball sack.

That dude has some spicy naters Taters. I heard that dude was dunking his Naters Taters on only fans.