Keep The Towel

A reaction when you see a fine fox, say a nice attracive lady is laying on your towel, and you don't want to take away that towel from her, you say very nice,"Ma'am, You can Keep The Towel." And If she throws it back at you you must sniff it.

Greg, Charlie, Ross, What do I say to this fox? She is laying on my towel! Greg Says: First ya gotta tell that bitch to keep it, then ya hit that shit when your done!
Spencer Says: Hey Bitch you can Keep The Towel!

And The Story went on as of that day Spencer had boned his first women and let me tell you this my friends, just because of that one line, all the ladies in his hometown now get towels thrown at them when they are nude at the beach.

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turkish towel

on ships,a towel hung in the head for all to use to wipe their ass when all the toilet paper is gone

"Hey Skipper-get Gilligan to change the turkish towel-it's down to the last square inch and we're havin chili tonite"

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Chinese Towel

Yesterday's underware or other clothing used after a shower to dry body - a quick rub down, or at least lower section of body - in the case that a real towel is for some reason unavailable. Called that as China for whatever reason has nationally not yet caught on to the idea of the full body towel.

"My dog peed on my bathside towel during my shower, so I had to resort to using a Chinese Towel."

"Scott's really never forgiven me for using his new Ecko t-shirt as a Chinese Towel that night he slept over."

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Terrible Towel

The towel that you jizz into and then hide under your bed and then try to use later when it gets all crusty and yellow.

After a month of missing my terrible towel I found it in the corner under my bed, but when I used it, it rubbed by dick raw because it was so crusty.

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towel job

when a hot chick asks you to give her a rim job and she'll do anything you want her to do to you use a moist towel. its got the ruffness of your tougne and the wettness of your mouth. she'll never know ;)

Amanda wanted me to give her a rim job so i blind flodded her and rubbed a wet towel all over her sfincter.

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towel shark

A single individual who, at a swingers party, tries to work their way into another couple's adventures.

"That party last night was pretty wild! I was towel sharking it up like a mo-fo!"

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Towel Head

Iranian cock sucking camel riding asshole

“I like riding directly on the camels hump” said the retarded towel head.

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