Kyle knows what’s really going on in the world. He’s a smartass most of the time but can be genuine when it counts. If you have a friend like Kyle you probably have the same views as him. An evil ginger -like all gingers- if you get on his bad side. Kyle is fun loving and always learning something new. If you know a Kyle you know they love to fly drones and sing to old rock songs about life in its truest light.
Friend “did you know…”
Kyle “yeah I watched an entire documentary on it last night! 🤠
some guy who drinks Monster Energy Drinks and punches holes in dry walls
Kyle is a dude bro and an all around cool guy if he has his monster
Brad:yo have you heard of Kyle?
Joe:yah he drank all of the monster
Kyle is the most popular person you’ve ever met. But he’s definitely not the kindest. Kyle is the kind of guy who plays sports in his free time. And plays around with his jack ass friends. Kyle always has special treatment from people. Team members, friends, teachers, etc. Kyle is a charmer. Kyle is loved but also hated. Kyle has been claimed to have “an infectious smile.” But really his neck is just bigger than his head. Kyle is friends with all the thots in the school and will lead you on to get what he wants.
Dylan: Yo, Kyle.
Kyle: What’s up, stupid?
-They throw invisible basketballs at each other-
Me: Assholes
The purest form of evil; those who are bird sympathizers.
The kyles are plotting against us.