Gum Shank

When someone asks you for a piece of gum, and you hit them in the face with it. Then and only then, can they consume said piece of gum.

Someone: "Hey can I have a piece of gum?" You: (Throw Gum) "GUM SHANK!!!!!!"

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Meat Shank

Noun:
An alternative term for an erect penis.

Verb:
To place ones penis in ones vagina

Meat=Slang for penis
Shank=Object used for stabbing

Look at the size of my meat shank!

I'm goin to meat shank that bitch.

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love shank

stabbing a bitch repeatedly with your bloody dick.

I gave that whore's grandma the best love shank last night.

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shank and bank

when you shank a guy, steal his wallet, and then go to the bank.

With the strain of the current economy, I was forced to shank and bank a bitch.

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Pussy shank

When you are having sex with a girl and your dick goes completely in and completely out.

"Brad said when he pussy shanked this girl it felt weird."

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candy shank

When you lick a candy cane to make the tip sharp

Joseph- How did you get out of prison again?
Pete- At Christmas time the guards passed around candy canes. Then, I made a candy shank out of it.

Joseph- Seriously dude, I’ve only heard of that in the movies

shanked as a dog

when you are you high that you look like your friends dead dog. that jimmy "accidentally" shanked last week .

i am as shanked as a dog as right now guys. Me say "so you are 6 feet under"