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Gumby Torture

Ties in with the movie Menace 2 Society as a b-side track film.

Gumby is ambushed by three Kangaroos with baseball bats. "He was once a thug around the way, Eazy!!!" They screamed at him loudly with an eery, growly scream similar to Edow Robert's exploding head syndrome. After beating him mercilessly without a pause, they tied him up and take him to an abandoned house. There, they awaken him acter injecting powerful drugs into his system. They then proceed to strap him down and force his eyes open. They take a pair of very dull and rusty scissors and meticulously snip his gummy weiner off while he screams in horrible pain and is forced to watch! They then drop lethal doses of heroin eyedrops into his eyes, where he convulses to his grim death. Keep in mind, this is fiction, not reality. The three kangaroos then are arrested after being caught by Crocodile Dundee and they are currently incarcerated in a submerged prison in the Atlantic Ocean.

Bob: Gumby Torture!!! That movie was terrible!
Greg: I kind of liked it!

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom May 15, 2025


The Torture years

When a new born baby is born this is the worst time of he or she life. You say it when you don’t know if it’s a he or she. Not they because it implies more than one. Where the baby can’t really get around or talk or watch tv or eat any good food or do anything. And be bored to death and it’s so miserable all you can do is cry all the time , starve to death and shit and piss on your self.

The torture years is so traumatizing for some people they forget the most horrible time of their life and can’t remember it.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 23, 2022


Child torture

Where a young kid makes you watch dumb YouTube videos with them.

You have been watching "CATNAP vs. SQUID GAME MINECRAFT NOOB vs. PRO vs. HACKER CHALLANGE" with your younger sister for 5 minutes.
You: "This is child torture..."

by FlameDuplix007 April 08, 2024


Cock n' Ball Torture

When a chicken and a basketball get fucking beat so hard the cock can't produce any more eggs, and the basketball can't be played with.

Cock n' Ball Torture is a good way to not pay child support

by 53414539 April 29, 2022


Cock N Ball Torture

The act of dropping a bowling ball on a Zoophile or similar offenders Dick, crushing it and destroying it.

Guy 1: Bro I used cock n ball torture on this one zoophile! Guy 2: Thats awesome!!!!

by xRyco February 06, 2022


cock n ball torture

defined as torture of the male genitalia and testicles, that is um, pleasurable to say the least

" Stfu before I give you Cock n Ball Torture".

by cottage toes December 13, 2021


Gummy Bear Torture

Gummy Bear Torture (GBT) is a form of torture of the sweet Gummy Bears. It is not fully understood why this is practiced, but it may give off a form of relief to the torture.

The gummy bear is perceived to feel intense pain via
•piercing

•cutting

•carving
•ear-biting
•taunting

This practice may carry significant health risks to the Gummy Bear.

Hey man, wanna practice some Gummy Bear Torture later on?

by SpongyRavioli October 04, 2020