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When going down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.
Nothing like a tuna melt for nutritional value
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Verb - The act of luge starting 2 females simultaneously. Hands start out palms down and then you follow with a vaginal scoop, scooping towards your body. This is also known as the female version of ski poles.
Hey Mandy, I love the way you were tuna scooping those two hot blondes last night!
My hands are really cramped today from all that tuna scooping I was doing last night.
So did the CEO tuna scoop her last night?
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Putrid smelling mud monkeys/bowel movements that slide out like slippery fish after eating nothing but a bounty of seafood for a week. The odor is often so foul that victims mistakenly find the smell delightful and immediately develop mercury poisoning.
Jake: "Dude, don't go in the bathroom for a while. I just had the gnarliest tuna drops."
Sam: "I'm hungry."
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When a female places her bare vagina on the forehead of a sleeping or passed out victim; the female version of "teabagging"
When Chris passed out on the couch after drinking too much, Erica dropped her drawers and gave him a tuna dip.
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The chicken of the sea.
Customer- "Where would i find the Tuna Fish?"
Grocer Cedric- "The chicken of the sea is located in aisle 11. I would also recommend Turkey of the sea, also."
Customer- "What is the Turkey of the sea?"
Grocer Cedric- "It's your mom. Ha, no, im kidding. Theres no such thing as the Turkey of the sea"
Customer- "You are a comic"
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A penis which resembles a tuna can i.e short and fat. Another word for a chode basically.
Damn i bet that fat twat has a TUNA CAN.
That Paul Wilson could'nt get it up me he's sure got a TUNA CAN.
Dude i just TUNA CANNED that whore last night.
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Defines a girls with poor vaginal hygiene!
I am about to bend that B**** over and bust open her tuna box!
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