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A smooshed twinkie(verb) is the action of ejaculating inside of a woman and immediately after, kneeing her in the the clit.
Dude1: How was your weekend?
Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.
Someone who loves Twinkies (aka dicks) but does not like the creamy filling (aka sperm).
Just because you don't like the creamy center doesn't mean you can't like the Twinkie.
You are a Twinkie Queen because you will nibble on any Twinkie just long enough to get to the creamy center and then stop snacking.
To completely fill the female genitalia with cum and therefore the Twinkie has been filled.
The white is in!
I 'm gonna fill the Twinkie tonight!
The resulting item when you cut off someone's male genitalia, clean it out, and restuff it with twinkie filling.
Dude, if he doesn't chill out she is gonna make a twinky dinky outta him.
When you bust your load into a 5 layer lasagna and serve it at dinner.
Bro that Italian Twinkie was a sweet treat at dinner
An attention starved tattoo addict. They need to have as many tattoos as possible. Certain to live a life of regret when the middle age sag causes all that ink to look like greasy smears....
"I don't mean to be an Ink twinkie but I have a 2 inch area on my foot that I can squeeze another swallow of star on. Which one should I do?"
When a guy lights his penis on fire right before ejaculation.
Last night, Carl wanted me to light his dick on fire for a flaming Twinkie.