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Now I realize most of those people out there are asleep and have a clouded vision. (delusional) So when I post this message it will just come out sounding incoherent and people will think I am just a troll.
I’m talking to the Jews of UD.
Wait a minute, you people have lost your minds, my god
So that explains why there are so many crazy people. Good gawd, where are these people coming from?
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(four girls in a bikini with big tits walks into Rob's house and he is pure and loves god)
Rob: oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH HELP IM GONNA GET FUCKING RAPED HELP FUCK NO PLEASE HELP NO, NO, NOOO- (Rob breaks out of his bedroom's window and escapes the hoeslut thot girls)
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I don't know figure it out yourself I just kept on clicking the middle button of my keyboard and made a master piece.
The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum is the weirdest thing I have created by fat
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He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.
He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.
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The haircut, manicure or new tattoo some feel they can't live without.
It's only hair, and it'll wait.
The period of time waited to a snapchat to be opened so it doesn’t look like you’re too eager. Usually around 2/3 minutes
I’m horny as fuck leave the wait line
The intervening period of time between taking a potentially disastrous course of action and the manifestation of the consequences.
From the phrase 'the shit hit the fan".
Having given all his company's products away for free just to say that sales had been achieved, Ben stood back while waiting for the fan to go brown.