do you want the smoke

It means do you want to fight me.

What’s good, do you want the smoke?

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Want to see my motercycle?

A phrase used to trick young girls into sucking your wiener in a shed. It works, even if you don't have a motorcycle.

Guy: "Hey, want to see my motercycle?"
Girl: "Uhhh, I guess so..."

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call it what you want

the best song on taylor swift’s 2017 album, reputation

person 1: hey what’s the best song on reputation

person 2: oh it’s call it what you want

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Do you want fries with that?

The question asked by many McDonalds staff, and usually if you have spoken it you are at the pinnacle of your career.

Can also be used as a joke response, at the expense of mocking McDonalds.

"Hey, while you're going to the shop can you get me some gum?"
"Do you want fries with that?"
Hilarity ensues.

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I Want to be Your Canary

The best play ever made!

Made about a princess set to marry a prince, but who fell in love with a peasant. In the end, the princess is killed by the peasant who tried to kill the king.

I wish I had tickets to see I Want to be Your Canary!

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i want to kill myself

1-800-273-8255

I've been there, it gets better. Don't give up on yourself :)

friend1| i want to kill myself.
friend2| :(

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I still want to be friends

A sentence used while dumping someone. What it really means is that you two will still be friends, but nothing more. In other words, no more pussy.

Sean, I feel like my feelings for you have been fading. I shouldn't have said yes to you in the first place, but I still want to be friends. That's OK right? (gives innocent smile)

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