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The guys who strut around wearing Fedora Hats (or over-sized baseball caps, etc. ) thinking that they are the epitome of cool, when in fact, everyone who sees them is thinking :"He's a real Douche."
That man is Douche Clueless. He is unaware that he looks ridiculous.
"Check out that guy by the pool with the felt Fedora Hat. Ouch! He is Douche Clueless!"
When you brought the flowers for me, not knowing that my Mother just died, that was really Douche Clueless.
When a person who is a douchebag when he/she is sober takes any combination of drugs and becomes even more of a douche under the influence.
Person 1: Man, Smoky's over again, it smells dank in here.
Person 2: Yeah, and they have more than weed this time, they took a combination of illegal substances and now they're douche flipping.
Slang for the second most widely used illegal drug in the world, cocaine.
The reason it is called douche dust is because of the effects it has on its users. You see, coke makes you fun and energetic for about an hour but when it wears off a lot of people turn into a dick, a fiend, or.. well a douche! Other common names are coke, blow, white girl, white lightning, and Colombian marching powder.
Despite everything listed above, it is a pretty good time.
EXAMPLE I:
Friend One: So are we going to split the check?
Friend Two: Actually would you be able to get it this time and I pay you back? I spent $100 last night to suck a gram of douche dust up my nose so money is a little tight.
Waiter who overheard the conversation: What a douche!
EXAMPLE II:
Friend One: Well that’s it! Unfortunately we are out of the douche dust all of us went in on! Now don’t mind me while I go to the bathroom every 15 minutes for the rest of the night, I just have to pee a lot!
A Douche Titty is a person who loves to have sex and flash their vagina and everyone. Even in broad daylight.
" Oh my god, I saw that douche titty and she flashed her va jay jay at me."