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James

James. A special person with a heart of bronze, happy to help out and a great shoulder to lead on. HOWEVER, James is pure and simply a smelly little bum. James has no self pride, extremely chavvy and can be commonly found in knocked off tracksuits because he can't really afford the real thing. James always tries to take control of your life because they have no control over their own. A James has an annoying habit of outstaining his welcome and he is always looking to snatch up your girlfriend, but fear not the smell alone repels him. James is Insanely annoying, loves drama, unkept and usually lives at home with his mom. He's a sad, smelly creature of habit.

Good luck and all the best to you if you know a James.

Person 1: Mate my life's a mess

Person 2: Dude your living the life of a James

Person 1: Woah, have you farted?

Person 2: Nah, James just walked in

Mom: Tidy your room!

Son: Mom, your such a James 😒🙄

by Owen447 January 27, 2022


James

James is a stalker who creepy and is not funny you may not understand what the heck James is saying half the time and he is also not cute he may not have that much friends but he is a good friend who would stick up for you even tho sometimes he can be annoying

That is mostly true about james

by Jason darrillo January 4, 2020


James

A very thankful person with a square face a strange nose. He likes to run away from you and he likes to lick windows. I am sure that you don't like him. He is very feminine and usually sits down like a mermaid.

Situation: James finishes his dinner:
James: mmm...thank's

Situation2: You are going to have a shower and James sees you on the corridor:
James: (run away the faster as possible, pretending to be an invisible person).

by very fat ugpweon October 27, 2017


James

James is a stalker who creepy and is not funny you may not understand what the heck James is saying half the time and he is also not cute he may not have that much friends but he is a good friend who would stick up for you even tho sometimes he can be annoying

That is mostly true about james

by Jason darrillo January 4, 2020


James

A James can either be the worst person in the world or the best

person1) Omg hi James
James) STFU

by hahahahhahafunnyperson403 March 19, 2022


James

a lying, cheating, narcissistic, abusive, manipulative cunt who is also a sociopath. stay away at all costs.

“have u heard what james did”

yeah what a cunt”

by pussydough January 28, 2023


James

James is a person you could fall in love with in an instant. He is flirty, outgoing, and also a gym rat. A person named “James” could be a good friend to have. Not only does he have good looks but he also has a good personality

Look at that good looking guy James

by Janneee<3 November 24, 2021