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James C. Schäfer

I led a normal life until age 36 no childhood problems, no divorced parents, no health problems. I breezed through high school and college. I had a dream job. Then my life collapsed. Suddenly I had horrendous back problems. Later my daily life was dominated by phobias. I feared utility companies. Next I developed a fear of the state of Wisconsin and almost the entire Midwest.

"James C. Schäfer "
"Proficient inventor"

by WertiaCoffee November 23, 2020


Jump James

A complete virgin

James can’t jump, he is a virgin

Jump James

by James’ family April 23, 2022


Ciggy James

Describing the excessive consumption of cigarettes over a short period of time, “ciggy James” indicates the act of smoking and the degenerate smoker him/herself. Not applicable to any amount less than 1 full pack over several hours. The person using this phrase is typically trying to find a whimsical way to frame their abysmal relapse.

Man, I was trying to cut down on the smokes this weekend, but I decided to buy a pack and Ciggy James’d the whole thing by the end of second set.

by CharlesBloom August 31, 2019


Captain James Kurland

The commanding officer of Deep Space Nine from 2409 onwards, as well as the captain of U.S.S. Defiant.

"Is Captain James Kurland here?"
"Kurland here"

by macOSbyApple May 13, 2022


Captain James Kurland

Commanding officer of Deep Space Nine and Captain of the U.S.S. Defiant as of 2409 onwards.

Voiced by Cryptic staff "Borticus".
Kurland likes to be everywhere in fact, you probably didn't notice, but he is here.

"Is Captain James Kurland here?"
"Kurland here"

by macOSbyApple May 18, 2022


james joeseph hegarty

James Joeseph Hegarty. A stunning guy he's got the looks and he gives great hugs you really want to be around him when your uncomfortable he always knows when you're upset. All guys are jealous of his looks and he's a ladies man

A James Joeseph Hegarty is a hot guy that always knows when you're upset

by EthioPians October 27, 2018


James Simmons

One of the best youth workers ever. Side note: He wears fresh crepes.

I.E - Wow there is James Simmons in his fresh crepes

by JamesSimmsFam March 31, 2019