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Opposite of House Warming Party.
A party to celebrate moving out of a place.
We're moving out of our place next month, so you're invited to our house cooling party this Saturday. Please bring your own bag, and be prepared to go home with some lovely parting gifts.
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The College Party Guru is the king of college partying. He knows all the drinkings games that will mess you fast and is the best dressed at every theme party. If you are the most knowledgeable, the Guru, at partying in college then this is you!
Look at the College Party Guru doing a keg stand.
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Dinner Party Syndrome (DPS) is a common syndrome that affects those invited to a boring dinner party by people they hate. The symptoms can take anywhere from 15 minutes to several hours to take effect, depending on the strength and intensity of the dinner party.
Symptoms often include: debilitating boredom; smiling (usually at the host or hostess) against one's will or when unhappy; anxiety; loss of interest in life, food, and socializing; rage; and social anxiety.
DPS can be cured or prevented with the end of the dinner party, a good book, enjoyable music, or speaking with someone that isn't mind-numbingly boring.
Jack: Jill texted me the other day while she was at a dinner party.
Jim: Why?
Jack: She said it was boring and she didn't want to suffer from Dinner Party Syndrome.
Mother: Why don't you want to go to the dinner party tonight?
Daughter: Because only your friends will be there and I hate them. If I go, I'll have an intense case of Dinner Party Syndrome.
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A boyhood ritual where two (or more) young men gather around a pornographic or sexually explicit object (usually a magazine of some kind) and begin to masturbate. The first participant to ejaculate is the winner, and gets to keep the object of affection until the next Napoleon boner party.
Todd blew his load in like five seconds at the Napoleon boner party, but it wasn't fair because he isn't circumcised.
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when using this phrase, it means you are referring to the person or idea as being lame.
Jess wears a smock to a party.
Wanna watch America's Next Top Model?
No way, that show wears a smock to a party.
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When you show up to a "party" and there is just some drunk guy in the kitchen cooking a fucking hot pocket.
When told a party is going to be epic and it ends up being very disappointing.
Hows that rager?
Bailed, hot pocket party.
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When double rainbows meet German pop singers that are somewhat seen as possible homosexuals. In other words, a gayclash complete with strobe lights, drugs, sparkles, schnitzels, beer boots, pink bratwurst, rubber boots, party pants, ect.
Florian- *with a flirtatious hand gesture* I like German Sparkle Party~
Rudolph- Ach ja, I live to dancy-dance in thooose~~
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