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A bear that is called Ted. Often assosiated with Sex And Weed.
the most beautiful sexy goddess anyone will ever encounter in their entire life. everything she does is beautiful and turns everyone on. she is such a graceful sublime being. to be compared to her is the most supreme compliment. there is not a single person that does not want to make love to her.
greg: i had sex with a care bear hughes and i saw stars and then an apparition of jesus.
Welcome to Bear River, a place where white kids learn to become racist and homophobic, a place absolutely brimming with rude women, and best of all a place where you can struggle to feel comfortable.
Boy #1: “Man, fuck Bear River.
Boy #2: “Yeah dude, that place is a shithole!”
Both boys: “Fuck Bear River!”
Food that's been burnt to the extreme.
Mate you've well overdone that bacon, it looks like burnt shit.
Indeed. 'Bear Grilled'. :/
When you are fucking a chick in the middle of the woods in the dead of winter and pull it out. Effectively making your meat stick steamy and brown.
I was giving my gf anal on a camping trip, when I pulled out that Steaming Bear 🐻 it was putting off vapor like a garmet steamer.
This is when you put on a jihad vest, run up and hug very tightly onto another individual.
If you could give that sniper a Middle Eastern Bear Hug I would love it endlessly!
When you want to tell someone that they, or someone else is butthurt. Or seem as if they have a stick in their anus.
Person 1: Sara has been giving me the evil eye since I got the boy she was trying to get with.
Person 2: The bear is hibernating.