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When a women that you meet for the first time takes and instant liking to you and has an immediate attraction. You'll be able to see the outline of your hot dog, dancing in her eyes as she visualizes taking it deep later that night.
While out at the club, Johnny met this chick who had Hot Dog Eyes upon first contact. She couldn't contain herself from thinking of the ways she would pleasure the hot dog sometime later
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eye (I) haff (have) to laff (laugh)
meaning someone saying something stupid or stupid just say eye haff to laff it’s like twitter slang
someone : bts is bad
me :eye haff to laff
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Naked yoga with a yeast infection.
Man, Christina has one mad case of "The Winking Stink eye"
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When you are getting a head job from an Asian and pull out early and blow in their eyes after which you rub it away with raw Abalone causing eyes that look as puffy as Syvelster Stallone after Rocky 1.
Aaron said he ate some Abalone for dinner and now he has Alabama Abalone Eye but really, he rubbed his eyes at the wrong time.
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when a loser wannabe friend with hella white legs trys to pull up his pants on ur ass aka wat casey does everyday
"shield your eyes!"
"casey u fucking cunt"
from ur friends victor and jonas
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a man that gives his woman everything she needs and does it with a kind heart. He also excels at making breakfast in the morning.
Girl 1: Why are you smiling
Girl 2: My boyfriend made me a heart-shaped pancake for breakfast
Girl 1: Sounds like you have a Lewie Blue Eyes. How did you get so lucky.
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when someone is asleep (or passed out) and you drop your nuts over their eyes.
when ted passed out after banging that brazilian transvestite, she soon dropped each nut into his eye sockets giving him a pair of arabian eye goggles.
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