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Moderate to severe diarrhea induced by the worms received by brushing your teeth with Mexican tap water.
Alexis came down with a case of the Mexican buttworms after a vacation to Mexico
In a very mexican cartel style. The woman gives head to the man, when he is about to nut he takes out a Bowie knife and slits her throat open. The man then proceeds to have oral sex with her windpipe and nuts down her throat
Oh man I mexican blood fucked that woman last week! It was so good!
When a woman puts hot sauce on your dick and rides it till it's raw.
Dude, me and that girl at the party did the Mexican Rough rider in the bathroom I still can't feel my crotch.
A Mexican popsicle where your sexual partner indulges unhealthy amounts of Taco Bell and as you two are going anal behind a Denny’s, their bowels explode wet and hot diarrhea onto your penis while still inside of them. Your partner then has to perform oral sex on your penis
“Yeah bro, she’s kinda freaky. She even suggested we do the Mexican popsicle in bed last night!”
The sexual act of giving a Mexican guy fellatio while inserting ice cubes in his anus.
Person 1: "Tina missed the party because she was too busy with Jose!"
Person 2: "Yea, for sure! She was enjoying a Mexican Popsicle!"
When your guacamole farts get trapped in the covers
The bed smells like a Mexican Cantina after eating all that guacamole today
Where butt blockers fill the woman’s anus and then 3-4 business days later the man rips out of the butt blocker at full force caused a fountain of shit to flow from the woman
I’m going to give you a Mexican lawn mower now stop yelling no one is coming to save you