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Better paying job

Exactly what it means; a job that pays you more than the job you currently have.

I need a better paying job

by Sexydimma June 19, 2021

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Jim Henson Job

A Jim Henson Job is funkyism of the cockney slang "muppet"; Jim Henson being the creator of the popular childrens television characters and franchise "The Muppets". Basically it means you're an idiot, fool, or twit.

What did you do that for? You're a Jim Henson Job

by Funkyisms March 18, 2016

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Columbus Blow Jobs

A nickname and chirp for the Columbus Blue Jackets. This is usually what the teams haters call them and when they dis them for being the worst team in the NHL. This nickname is even more appropriate due to them being abbreviated to CBJ on tv. Many fans call also them the BJโ€™s

The Columbus Blow Jobs acquire center Jack Off via trade.

by superboyuss February 23, 2019

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russian toe job

A Russian toe job is when someone doesn't trim their toe nails for at least two months and than shoves it up someone's anus for sexual pleasure

E.i - yo man I have this bitch a nasty Russian toe job last night, bitch squealed like a pig!

Whoa get that toe out of my ass! You aren't russian toe jobbing me tonight!

by Russiantoejob July 17, 2015

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Alaskan Paint Job

When a person receive a lap dance from a stripper, and she leaves a skid mark.

Yeah. Look at your leg. That bitch totally gave you an Alaskan Paint Job.

by Dr. DOODOO FINGER April 21, 2011

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Pussy Paint Job

A sexual act in which a female is riding ones face in a sitting position until dripping sweat & pouring cum, then keeps riding.

Last night I let Sandy give me a Pussy Paint Job & i almost drowned from my mouth full of so much cum & piss.

by Back Pack Jack April 28, 2020

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mediocre blow job

A blow job where your partner finishes with a hand job

My girl was bloated and and wasn't down so she just gave me a mediocre blow job

by Jsny88 April 14, 2017

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