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to urinate, to take a slash
i have to go and take a guns n' roses lead guitarist, i'll be back in a minute
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A sexual act in which a waterbed is stripped down, doused with your favorite lubricating solution, and then the sex happens.
"Bob, why are you hosing down your mattress?"
"The wife and I had a good old fashioned New Jersey Slip-N-Slide last night."
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(noun)
The act of cumming on a woman's flapjack-like titties, then smacking her in the face with a waffle iron.
I rooty tooty fresh n' fruityd your mom last nite.
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Based on the role of Lenny Cole in Guy Ritchie's 2008 film of the same name, it is the sexual attraction to older men wearing suits.
I love working in the business district, I'm turned on all the time." "You're a real rock 'n rolla aren't you?
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Fuck the owner day number 2 for who missed the first one
I missed the first fuck the owner day, but ill be part of fuck the owner day n'2
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A fancy dual entree meal. "Trailer park surf n turf" is two main dishes, say tuna casserole and hot dogs, together. One of the main dishes is fish (surf) and the other meat (turf). In a more elevated atmosphere it might consist of lobster and steak. Alternatives could be: frozen fish sticks, spam, catfish, baloney, etc.
"On Sunday they had trailer park surf n turf washed down with a six pack of cold ones!"
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when you shave your pubic hair over food that is then eaten by someone else without knowledge of the pubes
Let's shave our balls over the quesadillas and then serve them at the party for a short n' curly surprise!
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