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Related to airline seating. It is considered to be a Mexican upgrade when the seat next to you is open.
On the flight from Amsterdam I had a Mexican upgrade, even though the aircraft was rather full.
When a girl is giving you a blowjob, you grab your nutsack and stretch your ball skin over her eyes.
Mike : Hey Joey how was your night?
Joey: Great I have a girl a Mexican blindfold !
When a Mexican reaches the age of 18, they only age 1 year for every 5 years!
Damn she fine, she must age in mexican years
When a man stretches his scrotum and bevels it in so it creates a cup. Said cup is filled with a liquor of choice. Liquor is then dumped into the recipients mouth like a shot glass.
Alyssa was straight turnt last night. She was doing mad Mexican teacups!
WHEN A GUY IS SCREWING ANOTHER GENTLEMAN IN THE ASSHOLE AND THE RECEIVING GENTLE CLIMAXES INTO A TUBE ATTACHED TO A MASK THAT THE GIVER IS WEARING.
I have a some dried semen on my nose from Todd giving me a Mexican Bane last night.
The act of pouring hot melted wax inside of the Penis (urethra) right before ejaculation, then ejaculating on a girls face.
Yo bro, I gave my girl the nastiest Mexican Whipcream last night.
A bunch of gay Mexicans slobs on knobs named Hunter Rolader.
A bunch of Mexicans gave Hunter Rolader Mexican oral