ass sphincter says what

Something people say to entice the other party in to saying "what." Thus, making them an ass sphincter

person #1: "Ass sphincter says what?"
Person #2: "what?!"
Person #1: "Ha ha, you are an ass
sphincter!!"

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so what if I'm the monster

the iconic line from our goddess gabbie hanna while explaining her song on Genius lyrics

dumbass 1: have you heard of this so what if I'm the monster meme?
*gabbie bursts through the door*
"so whAt IF I'M THE MONSTEEEEEEEAAAAR"

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Thats what she said

A sexual joke made when something says something not meant to be sexual

Fuck you got me so wet!

Thats what she said

Or

Damn that shit is hard

Thats what she said

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Is that what they're calling it these days

1) An expression of surprise at slanguage one hasn't heard before, especially when it's obviously sexual or scatological in nature.

2) A tongue in cheek way of turning an ordinary comment into a double entendre by implying the above.

Dude, I'm heading home. I'm gonna go online and play some World of Warcraft.

Oh really? Is that what they're calling it these days?

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thats what she said

perhaps the most amusing thing in the world when said by a female.

dude: the problem with these phones is that they dont reach to both the ear and the mouth at the same time
chick: then get a longer phone
dude: i dont like long ones
chick: thats what she said
everyone else in room: wtf???

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Look what the selfie dragged in!

When you post a bomb af selfie and you start getting texts from all the ghosts of boyfriends past.

Rebecca: "OH MY GOD GURL YOUR MOST RECENT INSTA POST WAS A-MAZING!"

Brittney: "Thanks girl! Josh, Sam AND Kyle all slid into my dm's straight after I posted it..."

Rebecca: "Well well! Look what the selfie dragged in!"

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What is Naked Jeep Girl

A girls profile on ebanned who shows the world that girls with tramp stamps are attention whores willing to wear or do anything for a dick. Sad thing is she wears a wedding ring (fake for sure) pretending she landed a guy that would put a ring like that on a girl like her, sad. Every guy knows that a girl like her is no prize.

What is Naked Jeep Girl? A girls profile on ebanned who is a disgusting whore.

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