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Simp

A person who goes out of their way to be nice to another person thinking that it'll get them a reward for the kindness in the form of a relationship or some sexual act when in actual fact they are more than often just stuck in the friendzone. Everyone knows a simp.

The Mur: 'I think I simp daily...'
The Ray: 'Yes but at least you don't simp as much as him.'
The War: 'Attention all girls, if you need anything done I will sacrifice myself to do it for you.'
The War's Mind: 'After this they will all love me'
In reality: In friendzone with the entire female population.

by okboomer88 March 27, 2020


simp

a man whomst devours females, will most often be a white knight and watches anime.

Woman on the internet: "OMG i am broke and single!"

Simp: "no u r not u r beautiful i will donate you $200 whats your patreon?"

by ShrimpTheSimp May 26, 2020


simp

vincent <3

vincent is such a fucking simp always buying her shit

by lizaani November 21, 2021


SIMP

An abbreviation for the popular song from Phineas and Ferb starring Candace, Squirrels in my Pants,

Lyrics from SIMP:
“There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...”

by Matestreymy February 8, 2020


Simp

Rebecca Cohen

Rebecca Cohen is a simp

by SARIELLL July 8, 2020


SIMP

A person who just doesn't have much horsepower between the ears.

Person 1: That guy says that he is a very stable genius.
Person 2: Nah, he's just a simp

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 8, 2024


Simp

Usually someone who has an unrequited crush on an individual. Usually it can be on someone they know in person, or an actor or fictional character they’ve grown fond of. They usually go out of their way to help their crush and be friendly to them, and or think about them constantly.

“ I think I’m kinda a simp for Legolas. His character development is so outrageously intriguing and attractive, I always blush whenever I see him on screen uwu”

by yeedinosaurmeme4567 January 18, 2021