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A person who goes out of their way to be nice to another person thinking that it'll get them a reward for the kindness in the form of a relationship or some sexual act when in actual fact they are more than often just stuck in the friendzone. Everyone knows a simp.
The Mur: 'I think I simp daily...'
The Ray: 'Yes but at least you don't simp as much as him.'
The War: 'Attention all girls, if you need anything done I will sacrifice myself to do it for you.'
The War's Mind: 'After this they will all love me'
In reality: In friendzone with the entire female population.
a man whomst devours females, will most often be a white knight and watches anime.
Woman on the internet: "OMG i am broke and single!"
Simp: "no u r not u r beautiful i will donate you $200 whats your patreon?"
An abbreviation for the popular song from Phineas and Ferb starring Candace, Squirrels in my Pants,
Lyrics from SIMP:
“There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...”
A person who just doesn't have much horsepower between the ears.
Person 1: That guy says that he is a very stable genius.
Person 2: Nah, he's just a simp
Usually someone who has an unrequited crush on an individual. Usually it can be on someone they know in person, or an actor or fictional character they’ve grown fond of. They usually go out of their way to help their crush and be friendly to them, and or think about them constantly.
“ I think I’m kinda a simp for Legolas. His character development is so outrageously intriguing and attractive, I always blush whenever I see him on screen uwu”