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Filipino Finger Job

A Filipino Finger Job the sexual act (involving at least 1 male) of jamming you or your partner's finger(s) inside of the male's penis hole.

Honey instead of fingering you, how about you finger me? I want a Filipino Finger Job

by Fatty Buccha July 19, 2011

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blow job

When a girl rams a man's cock deep down her throat and gags on it until he cums. When a woman is happily able to suck on his dick, stroking it, making his orgasm reach its point. This action pleases a man very highly and he enjoys it very much so. If you want to set him off, swallow.

"Aw fuck yeah you dirty cunt, you give great blow jobs!"

by Tammy12345 April 30, 2010

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swedish rim job

gay guy licks in the inner circle around an uncircumcised dick.

Could you please quit snoodling with me and just give me a swedish rim job!

by Anna November 28, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


crazy nut job

typically a bitch who "thinks" she's right, when she's no where's close and sticking to her guns, even though she's as far off base as fucking possible, therefore making her a crazy nut job.

Andy: hey man, whats up with her thinking she's all that?
Todd: I dunno bro
Andy: Must be yet another crazy nut job. Does she have a sponsor?
Todd: Yea, bitches be crazy society

by ccourt39 July 14, 2011

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get a job lil nigga

A phrase commonly said in Instagram comments in reels made by kids.

kid: *posts a reel on Instagram*

big nigga: get a job lil nigga

by ThatBomberKid September 11, 2023

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Steak and a Blow Job Day

The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.

Tom: What did you do on March 14?

Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.

Tom: Why?

Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.

Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.

Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj

by Urban Guru March 15, 2015

155๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


who the hell is steve jobs

ligma balls

man 1: It's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma
man 2: Who the hell is steve jobs?

Man 1: Ligma balls
Man 2 fucking dies

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

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