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A Filipino Finger Job the sexual act (involving at least 1 male) of jamming you or your partner's finger(s) inside of the male's penis hole.
Honey instead of fingering you, how about you finger me? I want a Filipino Finger Job
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When a girl rams a man's cock deep down her throat and gags on it until he cums. When a woman is happily able to suck on his dick, stroking it, making his orgasm reach its point. This action pleases a man very highly and he enjoys it very much so. If you want to set him off, swallow.
"Aw fuck yeah you dirty cunt, you give great blow jobs!"
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gay guy licks in the inner circle around an uncircumcised dick.
Could you please quit snoodling with me and just give me a swedish rim job!
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typically a bitch who "thinks" she's right, when she's no where's close and sticking to her guns, even though she's as far off base as fucking possible, therefore making her a crazy nut job.
Andy: hey man, whats up with her thinking she's all that?
Todd: I dunno bro
Andy: Must be yet another crazy nut job. Does she have a sponsor?
Todd: Yea, bitches be crazy society
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A phrase commonly said in Instagram comments in reels made by kids.
kid: *posts a reel on Instagram*
big nigga: get a job lil nigga
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The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.
Tom: What did you do on March 14?
Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.
Tom: Why?
Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.
Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.
Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj
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man 1: It's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma
man 2: Who the hell is steve jobs?
Man 1: Ligma balls
Man 2 fucking dies
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