you had one job

Response to failing to do the one and only thing you had to do. This is told, either in a disgusted, mocking, or angry tone to people, animals, inanimate objects, and anything else that fails to complete the simple task for which it was designed.
A way to express total fail, epic fail, especially when the one job was very simple.

To a cheap park bench that broke while I was sitting on it, "You had one job, park bench!"
To an accountant who was fired for inaccurate computing of business records. "You are supposed to be an accountant, right? You had one job, Sandy."
To a friend about my broken down car, "Damnit, it had one job!"

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you get that on the big jobs

A nicer way of saying "Shit happens".

random1: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

random2: you get that on the big jobs

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Blow job

Suck On my dick, Suck on my dick (You no i like the way it feels baby)

Pretty little lady all around the house they like to party with their titys out, moving all night to a sexy song get, grinding so my dick gets long, get closer don't make me say twice, longing up from the ground makes your eyes look, i'll stand here with a 40 of beer and you keep doing what your doing my dear.

Suck on my dick (You no i like he way it feels baby)
Yo ladys put your knees to the floor im gonna show you what your mouths are 4, yo brothers, you better get here quike one of these hoes are gonna suck your dick (I LIKE IT) i thought you (would dam these girls can suck dick good) I no that and you can't go wrong when they learnt how to do it with the suck my dick song
Suck On my dick, Suck on my dick (You no i like the way it feels baby)
Yo davie
Yeah thats my name

I'd rather just fuck if its all the same
Come on girl friend fucking is the shit now get on the floor and suck my mother fucking dick.

"YEAHH I LIKE YOUR MOTHER FUCKING MOUTH AROUND MY PENIS BITCH" said Alfie whilst Chloe gave a blow job to him

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good job dave man

a cocky, sarcastic way of saying good job to anyone in an online forum...mainly the bodybuilding.com MISC section.

It can be said to anyone, no matter if there actual name is Dave or not!

WSsicks- i failed my LSAT test today :(
ironmike9110- good job dave man! 5 star thread would read again!

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Holy grail of all jobs

The key to a ghost job is inside the holy grail. outside the cave where indiana jones killed the nazis in indiana jones and the last crusade is the holy grail (Here is why the nazi's wanted the chest..supposedly Hitler wanted it). Inside the golden chest there is a white sheet, the main ingredient in the Geej. This sheet is a Ghost hunters main weapon in order to become a ghost buster and the picture evidence to not be a Danny Phantom, (poser). But the holy grail of all jobs is the ghost job.

God: I Place Thy sheet into the holy grail, so that a lucky ghost hunter can ghost bust a ho. This Job is the holy grail of all jobs. I here by send thy chest down onto the Earth.

The holy grail, holding the sacred sheet has not been found.

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You are doing a great job

1) When someone is doing the exact opposite of a great job. Typically used when an employee demonstrates substandard performance.

2) A terrible job

JOEY: You are doing a great job Kris!
KRIS: Thanks ?

Puerto Rican Lube Job

A sexual act when your girlfriend or wife is on her period and you can't have intercourse. She therefore spits on her hand and jerks you off.

Micheal: You sure are in a chipper mood, did you get laid last night?

Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.