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some stupid slut who sticks bananas up her pussy and has guys eat her out and eat the banana at the same time...man what a fuckin whore and she gets it on with girls but i won't mention any names
You or someone else is on drugs, usually hard drugs.
All of the professors in this school are rolling cock!
A sexual act, in which a man of standard height or stature, grabs a hold of a midget, or vertically challenged female, and holds her upside down. He may bear hug her lower body, or use both hands to hold her by the ankles if he has the hand strength to do so. But while she is being held upside down, she is performing oral sex on him, and simultaneously he is licking and sucking on all ten of her toes. This must continue until the man ejaculates into the dwarf's mouth
Little Gina from the strip club, she's asleep in the other room right now, she blacked out while I creamsicle tootsie rolled her... I had to finish bro, her toes tasted like pig asshole
Scott Henshaw got on the front of the bunch and did a "slow roll"
Using a slightly over eager finger that carelessly breaks through the toilet paper whilst wiping one arse
All the nosh is hand prepared, which is nice, but I forgot to mention, he is a shit roll invader!
Pretending to be inconvenienced by being overpriveleged
Flying private is such a bother (fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)
When you cum all over a girls face and punch her in the asshole
She was so horny she wanted me to punch her in the ass and cum on her face at the same time! Gave her thee ol rolling white out