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The greatest movie ever made, and one of the most influential works of art of all time, along the lines of the Bible, The Mona Lisa, the Sistine Chapel, and Beethoven's Fifth Symphony. It also features Jesse Hall, who's cooler than you or Chuck Norris. Also, Charlie Conway likes the penis.
You're watching D2: The Mighty Ducks Are Back again? Fantastic!
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dont care, wont harm you a bit, wont stress over it
Possibly derived from shingles, a condition which can be brought about by severe stress among other things, after having chicken-pox. This causes painful blisters and scabs, usually on the back.
"The Coke company is the one who has to pay for the repairs, so really it's no skin off my back," said Mark Conlin, the campus plant foreman who oversees maintenance and custodial work.
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A. another way of saying fuck off.
B. Um, I'm not sure what you're saying anymore and this conversation just got weird so peace out yo.
A. You're on the phone with some hot guy ( or girl ) and he says " hang on, oh, hey that's so and so ... Ill call you back." basically hes saying: Hey, there's someone cooler I want to talk to right now so maybe you will hear back from me . . . but Ill most likely just talk to you later when I have no one else to talk to.
B. ring, ring. caller 1 ~ hello?
caller 2 ~ Hey you, How are you?
caller 1 ~ Oh, I'm fine. Who is this?
caller 2 ~ I'm good. I was watching you undress this morning and we must say you are looking so cold these days! Crab cake always makes nervous.
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sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.
After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.
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Whenever two men are having anal sex with a woman and every time they pull out one of the men sucks the others dick. While this is happening the girl then has strap-on sex with one of the guys. After everyone has been penetrated by another they all put daises down their butt and then defecate. After pooping they make the girl eat the daises and then pee on her face.
Dude did you see that Back Door McFagel Sidewinder last night? It was sick!
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idiom - calm down; chill out.
Usually used when somebody overreacts to a mild situation, requesting that they put their proverbial penis back in their pants.
"How can you eat veal!? Don't you know about the horribly inhumane conditions the baby cows are subjected to? It's an abomination!"
"Woah man. Put your pants back on."
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Verb. Meaning to have a part in a fight in the direction that the primary fighter is facing, or also to mean a person will accompany another in a stupid or foolish act.
"If Jerry swings on me, will you be there?" "Yeah, I got your back" or "I'm going to go drink a fifth tonight, wanna go?" "Sure man I got your back"
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