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The International K-pop Day is on the 31th December and if you know a K-pop stan, you must do something fun and K-pop related with them, even if you aren't a K-pop fan. At exactly 23:59:13 you have to listen to 'Epiphany' so the first thing you hear on 1st January is "I'm the one I should love in this world."
K-pop stan: Hey! Let's go listen to K-pop since it's the International K-pop Day!!!
You: Alright but only because it is...
When a girl numbers off her queefs using the Tootsie Pop Owl's voice.
Things were going great until she started doing Tootsie Pop Owl Queefs - " Ah one! Ahhh Two! Ahhhh Threeeeeee!"
The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating, and proceeding to insert your blood covered penis into the female's mouth in order to engage in oral sex.
I gave Stacy the Kansas City Pop Tart last night.
Being a nerd ass pop tart is basically considered being a munch, simp, pick me boy, horny little fuck, and a average discord mod. Need ass pop tarts don’t get much action with the ladies nor do they get play. They tend to talk themselves up for big game and talk but once the time comes they fold under pressure and won’t even try to talk to the female. Overthinking is a pop tarts biggest feature though.
Treyon: Yo go talk to her if your feeling her so much.
Stonehead: Nah man she won’t like me😔
Treyon: How tf you gon know that if you haven’t even talked to her
Stoneheas: Nah man but no girl ever wants me, i’m too ugly. She’ll just reject me😭
Treyon: Bro you being a nerd ass pop tart
its my nick name. you may give it as a nick name to one of your friends if they fill all of these qualifications:
1. is a spaz/really hyper all the time
2.is tall
3.likes cats *meow*
4.gets obsessed with things way too easilly...like Inuyasha, or noodle from the gorillaz...or learning kinda sorta how to speak japaneese
5.loves stickers....there just so stickey....OH! and loves tape!!!! and tapes up peoples birthday presents really alot
6.talks alot...and really loudly
7. is obsessed with fantasy and wishes thay had pointy elf ears... and not santa's elves ears...like lord of the rings elf ears!
8.is special *smiles* my mommy says im special!
arent you special! *sparkles fall from sky* I dub thee.... POP-N-FRESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY!!! *every one celebrates*
when your fucking a girl doggy style and you start to get that feeling, you pull out, drool on her back so she thinks u came, and when she turns around bust in her face.
yo man I got laid last night and I pulled a sdp (stop drool and pop) that hoe it was the funniest thing ever. she had cum all over her face
when someone takes their finger up your vagina and it pops the cherry and you end up shitting up blood a few hours later
callie: so how was ur date?
patricia: good but he made my cherry pop. im peeing blood
callie: shit