One of the four ceo lords. controls all water. you can only summon them by reciting the ancient ceo texts. their name is Jason Leman
Johnny: hey, have you heard of the new ceo of water?
Bob: no, who is it?
Johnny: Jason Leman, apparently he break the kneecaps of anyone who doesn't drink atleast 8 cups of water a day.
A name substitute name for a fake alcoholic beverage used to trick friends into drinking piss
Dude try this drink
What is it, its clear?
Its a lemon water loco, just try it dude, gets you fucked up bro
When someone is fucking with you while you’re taking a shit, you get a large wad of toilet paper, dunk it in your poo water, and throw it at them from over the stall.
“Some asshole light checked me while I was on the shitter, so I gave him some Saugust poo water.”
Watermelon flavoured water except idiotic
"Are you enjoying your water watermelon?"
"Yes I am"
A water ball kiss occurs when you sit on the toilet and you poop and it splashes on your balls. It feels like a small kiss
"Damn I just took a big dump at the school and got a water ball kiss."
An influencer term where you make a water bottle every day during the summer to hydrate you but they push every sugary liquid they can find into that bottle and make it a fuzzy mutant potion so its basically just energy drink addicts wanting their heart shocker juice seem more healthy by calling it water
”Bro did you drink the water of the day yesterday?”
”Tzii gnaaaaaaarp whooooo”
A Texas Water fall consists of an amble busted young woman pouring a shot of Tequila down her naked breast into the waiting mouth of an eager and / woman.
A Texas Water fall consists of an amble busted young woman pouring a shot of Tequila down her naked breast into the waiting mouth of an eager and / woman.