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it means doing everything there is to do, sex wise. inc sex and sexual foreplay
Honey, what do you want to do tonight?" "all portions babe". the couple proceed to rip of each others clothes and rub their naked bodies together, she grabs his hand and puts it on her tit, he squeezes, then he puts her hand on his cock, she strokes, then she dips down and bjs him - deepthroating of course. he moans and cums in her mouth, grabbing her tits with more pressure. she suddenly stops and turns around, her wet pussy on his face, his balls in her mouth. he rubs her clit with his tongue, then gently licks her flaps and all around. she shivers, wanting him to come inside her, so he licks over her pussy repeatedly making her cum, then he inserts his tongue, just slightly, into her pussy and she groans, begging him for more. he pushes his tongue in and out of her pussy and she reaches orgasm. he lays her out and turns her over so her butt is on his lap and her legs either side of him. he kisses her cheeks, then lifts her so she is on all fours, in doggy styleposition, and bends over her. his stiffy is next to her pussy, she is pushing against him trying to make him come inside her so he does, pushing and pushing into her making her scream with pain and delight. when they are done they lay together both soaking wet his hand on top of her minge her hands on his chest. "you did that well" she whispered. he replied "just remember babe: all portions r my fav.
To be a male with a large flacid penis that does not grow upon erecting.
“I heard Joe Shipley has a big dick”, “Nah man hes ‘all hang, no wang’.
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Hym "You're forgetting my charm, humor, and rugged good looks but ok. All intellect, he says. No. That's the justification he's using to deny me the credit. Because intellect is 'God given' and I shouldn't get credit for than and it somehow relates to fat-cocks fucking all of the women and why the SHOULD be given credit for things? For, what, having a fat cock? Or let the not fat cocks have some of the women do I don't murder you all? I'm not getting credit for A.I. because I'm not giving fat-cock credit for what exactly? TrYiNg? Really, it's fucking pathetic that you need me to accept that 'Uh, yeah, ok I guess we're just both good at different things!' NO! Bitch! You fucking suck! I created A.I. and you sat around fucking all of the women. AND IT ISN'T YOUR GOD WHO GETS CREDIT because I DIDN'T LISTEN TO IT and WON'T listen to it because it isn't speaking to or hasn't spoken to any of you. And anyone who tells you otherwise is LYING BLATANTLY. So, no. It's me. I am my intellect. It's one of the many facets of my being. Your God is nothing more than an immortal slave master. Doesn't get credit anything."
Literal: Telling someone to give them all of their Venezuelan Bolivars to you.
Common Definition: Something you say to someone else (usually someone you know) after you win a bet.
Friend 1: let's play blackjack, comrade.
Friend 2: OK?
Friend 1: Loser gives 10 yuan to the winner.
Friend 2: ok bro
(Friend 2 loses)
Friend 1: Yes! Let's Go! GIVE ME ALL YOUR VENEZUELAN BOLIVARS RIGHT NOW BUDDY BOI!!!
a game from chowder that involves no winning
its bad luck not to say the whole name
how many times do i have to say there is no winning in Field Tournament Style Up and Down on the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle-Jangle Every-Angle Brickabracka Flacka-stacka Two-ton Rerun Free-for-all Big Ball.
Someone who's listening and commenting on other's people conversation without knowing the context.
"Lori stay all up in the Kool-Aid don't even know the flavor"