Food Fart

another word for taking a poo.

1.) Feeney: "Ugh. i think i just food-farted."

Caitlin: "Um, Feeney... I think that's called 'taking a shit'."

2.) Mac: "I need to go make a food fart."

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Fart Factory

Despite other false definitions, a FART-FACTORY is an anus. Fart-Factory usually refers a female asshole.

"Fuck me in the Fart Factory!"

"Oh damn, she had a Fart-Factory tighter than a snare drum! It was off the shart chart!

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Hand Fart

The act of one wiping own arse with bare hand, then wiping said hand across a victim's face.

"ahh, dude.. You got a streak on my face from that hand fart!"

"I just hand farted Dan and he puked all over himself."

"Dude, your face smells like hand fart."

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Fart Sandwich

A bar shot made with vodka, sweet vermouth, and 2 tootsie rolls.

Give me a lager on draft, and a fart sandwich.

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fart taco

Tacos from a fast food joint which upon consumption will result in an inordinate amount of flatuance (farting).

Too late for a regular meal, so we might as well make a trip to the Bell for a case of fart tacos.

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Skype farts

when someone, Nicole, decides to fart on a video chat application and then blame it on others around them, in the call. This can be pulled off by anyone but normally the girls do it, Nicolette.

*FART*
Harold: dang nate, was that you?
Nate: nah breh I don't do that shit.
Harold: Nicole was that shit u?
Nicole: NO NO IT WASNT ME!
Harold & Nate: pfft. always letting them Skype farts go.

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balloon fart

when you fart and it sounds like a slowly deflating balloon

When trying to be discrete in class, Nadya Chu tried to let out silent fart, but let out a balloon fart instead.

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