The new generation of douche bags who are writing the definitions for urban dictionary and are being too literal and completely unfunny and should definitely stop adding/editing or should ensure that their entries are humerous
Cum Sucking Fagwads should make sure urban dictionary definitions are funny!
The sucking of a prostitute's toes. Usually toes, but can also be the anus.
Pablo: Where's Juan?
Sanchez: He's in the bathroom hoe sucking, homes.
An unpleasant or negative experience that one can do or go through, describing that something can be awful as giving a man fellatio.
That’s suck dick !
“How was da? ” Its sucked dick, everything went wrong.
I got a C- on my math test , that’s sucks dick.
Using your fist, you prolapse your sexual partners anus, then give said prolapsed anus a blowy.
Fuck you bro, I gave your sister a good old fashioned South Jersey Suck 'N Fuck last night.
A person that would save a shot, within the last 5 seconds of a match of rocket league, and cause you to cry out so loud, your mother-in-law would scold you at 2am.
That motherfucking suck-fucker just saved my shot!
To absolutely obliterate a Wendy's Frosty via straw or other sucking device.
"Wendy's is mid but I could always suck off a frosty."
A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.
"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"
"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."