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When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!
Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.
Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.
Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.
El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
The participant A lays on her back and rolls knees overhead
The other participant (participant B) squeezes half a fresh lime in their own eye then sniffs 28.5ml tequila
Participant B, temporarily blinded by the fresh lime must seek out participant A’s lady taco.
Then fill with sneeze
(Examples of using fresh chilli to help create a sneeze have been recorded)
I heard of someone using fresh chilli in a Mexican sneeze, might be easier?
A Mexican Revive is when you slap the shit out of someone (presumably knocked over or unconscious) so hard that they wake up and immediately resume whatever it is that they’re doing
Billy: Holy shit! Eduardo is knocked the fuck out!
Ted: Easy, just Mexican revive him. He’ll be up in no time.
Billy: No way this works.. (slap)
Eduardo: Lessgo!
A bonding ritual performed by three males standing in a triangle and jerking each other off; left hand on the cock to one's left and right hand on the cock to one's right respectively, resulting in two hands stroking each penis.
Ideally, all three men nut at the exact same time in order for their jizz to fuse together, thus creating a semen bond.
The boys got in a steamy shower and strengthened their friendship over a Mexican jerkoff.
you take a item from someone and pass it around it cant go to the same person twice as the person who owns the item trying to get it when every one gets the item you win
billy took franks hat and gave it to every one in in the room starting a mexican handoff
An erotic duel between two men which involves each party giving the other a handjob using hot sauce as lubrication. The loser is the first man which either orgasms or surrenders due to the burning first.
They settled their argument with a Mexican handoff using the leftover Taco Bell fire sauce from last night
An erotic duel between two men which involves each party giving the other a handjob using hot sauce as lubrication. The loser is the first man which either orgasms or surrenders due to the burning first
They settled their argument with a Mexican handoff using the leftover Taco Bell fire sauce from last night