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A statement of farewell by telling someone to fuck themselves around the world, take those collective fucks, and send them up to God so god can also fuck himself.
Me:I think I’m going home now.
Friend:Ok! Fuck you around the world and send it up to god!
Me: Fuck you around the world and send it up to god!
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A meme, about someone doing something crazy well.
Person 1: *Does Backflip*
Person 2: Oh my god he on X games mode
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A medical definition used by doctors to refer to any really embarrassing condition. Can also be used in the case of any accident involving damage to the genitalia.
Doctor! Oh my god you have to come see this! This kids has his penis caught in his zipper!
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It’s the same forwards and backwards
swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws is a cool saying
Something my stupid fucking bot said when i tried to get it to say a sentence
Oh my gODDD
My bot: im god 8======D im not a femboy Woz
Me: ok
My bot: joe
me: ok
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the sound you make when you stub your toe
* THUD *
Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE
NO YOU GOD DAMN LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO. THAT'S FUCKIN UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO. IF YOU EVER TOUCH THAT KID AGAIN, IM GONNA PULL OUT A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN, AND BLOW OUT YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU LIL WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP
no you god damned little piece of punk ass shit. no. No.
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