Fart Pop

A modern breed of music characterized by fart-like sound effects accompanied by whiney synths with happy melodies. Occasionally heard with cheerful pop-style vocals.

Person 1: "What is this weird stuff they keep playing on my radio here?"
Person 2: "That's a bunch of fart pop."
Person1: "Yeah no shit."

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Fart Marble

When a fart takes the high way to the cooch

"I thought I was gonna fart but it just turned out to be a fart marble."

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Funny Fart

It’s huge funny fart made of the beanos. I always laugh at it bc farts are incredibly funny.

Daddy makes a huge funny fart
Daughter smells the fart
Daddy starts cumming of his own farts
Daughter farts too
Daddy sniffs incredibly

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fart hoarder

An uptight person who refuses to show their true humanity by sticking to a strict and unattainable code of conduct. Also they think their farts don't stink.

Jim was such a fart hoarder at that meeting.

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unedible farts

Farts that cannot be eaten, or editized. When consumption is attempted side effects usually include herpes, death, and muscle spasms. Involuntary bowel movements are also common.

Kathy gave Kevin herpes because she farted unedible farts unto his face

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smucken fart

an extremely smart backwards person

Jody can count to ten, this makes him so smucken fart

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fart canal

The passageway in which a fart must travel to exit. Also know as the anus .

Shut up or I'll make you suck a fart out of my fart canal.

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