OH GOD PLS HELP HUMANS

THE HUMAN RACE IS A FAILURE

jerry: what are you doing james?
james: OH GOD PLS HELP HUMANS WE ARE ALL A DISSAPOINTMET AND ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE
jerry: I think you cocaine addiction is getting out of hand

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Oh,my God!You killed Kenny!You bastard!

Stan and Kyle use to say this when Kenny gets killed..not so often after season 5,they kinda realise that it happens all the times..

Kenny gets killed by someone.
Stan:oh,my God!You killed Kenny!
Kyle:You bastard!

Then Kennys dead body is attacked by 3 or 4 rats :)

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Billie Joe Armstong's so sexy oh my GOD

This guy is the sexiest guy alive, who isn't even afraid to go half-naked in front of thousands of people, who writes the best punk songs out there with awesome sexy Mike and Tre,

and all of them are just so ... SEXY!

Teen #1: Who's the most SEXY guy alive?
Teen #2: Who?
Teen #3: Billie Joe Armstong's so sexy oh my GOD.
Teen #2: OH! Duh. I knew that.

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god has given you a body and kicked your face

A very sincere comment to a girl, whose body is sexy but her face looks like an accident.

"gosh, wtf is this? It seems like god has given her a body but kicked her face"!!!

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YOURE SUCH A SUSSY BAKA OH MY GOD SUCH SUSSY BAKA

SUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYY BAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Josh: "YOURE SUCH A SUSSY BAKA UWU"
Not Josh: "What the fuck Josh?"
Josh: "YOURE SUCH A SUSSY BAKA OH MY GOD SUCH SUSSY BAKA"

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hoemg/hoe my god/hoe my gay

Hoemg/Hoe my god/Hoe my gay are words that are used to express a feeling of shock.
It originated from LovelyPeaches jkjk

Emma: Hey fat ugly rat!
Karen: Hoemg/Hoe my god/Hoe my gay, your so mean! I'm going to keep asking you "Where is the manager?" until your body turns to dust!
Emma: is shooketh
Karen: Where's the manager?

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good food good meat good god let’s eat

Saying after prayer in floribama shore, used to thank the lord for the meal they are about to receive

Thank you lord for blessing us with this food, good food good meat good god let’s eat

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