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The act of pouring cocaine down a straw stuck in an asshole
I asked Bobby for a pixie stick, didn’t expect it to be a Mexican pixie stick!
Your office complex/community's landscape company. They come through blowing leaves and dirt all over the place and are gone in minutes!
The landscape people came through here like a Mexican Storm with their leaf blowers! Got garbage and crap all over my motorcycle.
Shit in a Sheila’s cunt, fuck her, then pull it out, let the shit dry around your cock before you continue to fuck her until you cum. You remove the cum filled shit cover off your cock and press over the opening to close it. Refrigerator for an hour then serve. Thust resulting in a Mexican snooker doodle or milky bar
Hey Pete did you hear about Stacey?
Nah man what happened?
Gave her some infection after giving her a Mexican snicker doodle on the weekend
No way bro! That’s crazy
Mexican sounding is basically sounding (inserting a metal rod down your cock) but you have to dip the rod in salsa beforehand.
Fuck Mexican sounding hurts so bad
Shoving a tortilla down someone's throat as fast as possible. Bonus points if you do it while they are high/drunk while sleeping.
Tony gave Pablo a Mexican deepthroat last night and now pablo is dead.
An alcoholic drink that consist of tequila and pineapple juice served over ice
It's hot outside today, I could go for a cool refreshing drink. Like a mid day mexican
When someone eats Mexican food or anything spicy that gives them really bad diarrhoea that is uncontrollable
Mark: oh no mate never guess what
Darrel : what mate
Mark: just left Lisa a Mexican mess she won't be happy
Darrel: oh no maybe curry for the first date wasn't a great idea