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John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit

it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"

I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.

by Seymour Hass December 14, 2004

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Let John Go Back On Computer

A Northern phrase used when awaiting something of extreme importance.

"Can I go on the computer?"
"Wait!"
"Let John go back on computer!"

by johnsmellslikeeffinfish January 31, 2009

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The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa

A folk song whose lyrics were written by a 419 scammer whose command of English sucks. Here are the lyrics BTW:

My friend listen to me I don't know what you are doing Infact I have giving you the lawyer who you suppose to contact And I don't really know the reason why you are bringing the issue of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I don't understand your plan here But I have told you to contact Barrister Mohammad Hassan, he is here in UAE He is the only person who will handle this business and without him That means there is no way And I just finished my meeting with him About 2 hours ago, so he is the person And even I can meet with him again Tomorrow morning in his office and I beg you If you really want this business to move forward Just forget any issue or discussion with the soul Called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg you, I don't want you to discus with me anything about The soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg, don't tell me about him again It's only Barrister Mohammad Hassan That the person who I speak with about this business And no other soul called Barrister and I beg Do not tell me anything about the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa.

Somehow, Eric Castiglia, the guy who wrote and sang the song, managed to make it sound better than one could ever imagine possible.

Frankly, I'd be surprised if you know "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa" without watching Atomic Shrimp's scambating John Warosa episodes. Search it on YT if you don't know. If you can't do that, then clearly you're a small boy.

by EpicScientician January 5, 2022

76๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


who shot john

Its like...Who killed Kenny, but in a more ebonical way

What the FUCK?!...Who SHOT JOHN?!

by A Santa Claus lookin' muthafucka November 26, 2004

1๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


who shot john

an exclimation when something unthinkable has just happened.

i.e. you run out of milk, found out you have v.d.

oh shit, WHO SHOT JOHN!?! i'm out of milk son!

by daveyg November 27, 2004

1๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hung like John Wayne Bobbitt

Penis cut off with knife.

Leave me alone, or you'll be hung like John Wayne Bobbitt!

by BayAreaBiker July 28, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


St. Johnโ€™s College High School

St. Johnโ€™s is the best school ever. We love our sports and we are really good at them. Gonzaga and Georgetown prep kids like to hate on us because get all the girls and wcac titles. Sjc is so much fun and is full of funny kids who just want to have fun. Sjc part is are so much fun because everyone can come and have a good time (even the Wilson kids lol). Girls at St. Johnโ€™s are so hot and athletic.

Gonzaga and Georgetown prep boys: omg that St. Johnโ€™s college high school kid who is committed to unc for baseball just stole my girl!!

by Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeedc January 15, 2019

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