In a rodeo fight, when you are wearing a pair of Spurs and you run your Spurs against your opponents face causing serious cuts and bleeding.
Shit dude Bobby just gave that bull rider a Mexican zipper!
a Mexican tittie twister is when you twist a girls nipple so hard the skin turns red this a a good move for when your having extreme sex
sorry man did the Mexican tittie twister and nows shes mad cant go out.
a mexican sponge bob lick is a sex position where the female is in doggy style position but inverted then the male has 2 sponges that he shoves in the ass and vagina
guy:hey girl why is there a sponge lodged in ur butt and pussy?
girl:oh me and my husband did the mexican spongebob lick position.
When a David wants a strong woman who won’t go along with his bad games. It’s a romantic losing Mexican Standoff.
David really wants me but he won’t grow up and I won’t give in to his ways hence a Mexican Standoff.
A sexual manoeuvre where the man slathers his weapon in Tabasco sauce, slides into his girls holster and then they see who can hold on the longest.
I can’t believe Phillip won’t try a Mexican standoff, it’s sure to induce his wife into labour.
Where two guys stand across from each other and they start to jerk off, first one to cum is declared winner.
Me and Tommy had a Mexican standoff last night but he won.
A competition between two men to see who can ejaculate into the woman's mouth first.
"Me and Marc did a Mexican Standoff with Jamie-Lee last night.. Marc won."