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When a picture is promoted as topless, but the naughty bits are covered.
The caption said Ireland Baldwin was topless, but she was clearly doing a handbra. What a tit tease.
A word used when you are dying of a stroke and dont know what to say
Grandpa: *falls over cuz of stroke"
Grandson: "That aint right gramps. Are you ok?"
Grampa: Cum-Tit
Nature's cat call. Those times life teases you with an allure, but nobody is there trying to fuck you. Oftentimes, you will have no idea where that sense of attraction is coming from, as if its the universe's invisible finger placed tenderly under your chin.
Dude 1: I really need to lay off the porn dude, I was walking through the park today and I almost felt horny from how good the cool breeze and the trees made me feel.
Dude 2: No dude, that's not weird, that's the tit's call.
When a woman's breasts hang so low down that you have to reach all the way down her top to grab them. Obviously, this is sexual harassment if done without consent, so don't do it unless both you and her want to do it.
Guy 1: So what'd you do today?
Guy 2: My girlfriend had a massive bag of tits, and I grabbed those puppies and smushed them!
Guy 1: Man, I wish I was you :(
A word I use too often. Basically someone who is being completely daft.
"Bro, ur a complete tit face."
When someone looks hot but has no brains.
Look at that girl she’s all tits and no whistles