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chocolate hotpocket

The moment when a lover poos into their partner's vagina.

"Hey Geoff, how was sex with Tami last night?"
"Keith, it was dirty as f*ck, she asked me to give her a Chocolate Hotpocket!"
"I don't know how to respond to that, Geoff."

by WetTrumpPanko March 25, 2023


Chocolate and Mayo Bottle

Drink Chocolate and mayo bottle now to have good drawings and…A FREE PACKAGED EMORY

Cody drinks chocolate and mayo bottle while going Hiking

by C O S M O July 26, 2022


forbidden chocolate milk

You have a hat you've worn for years, but never washed. Fill a sink with water and detergent. Dip your hat in the sink and wring it out multiple times. Now, you have produced forbidden chocolate milk.

Keep our child out of the bathroom. I'm washing my hat in there, and the sink is full of forbidden chocolate milk.

by LazyRooster November 7, 2023


death by chocolate starfish

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!

Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 11, 2023


chocolate mr whippy

A long stream of light airy shit

I couldn't stop, it was like chocolate mr whippy

by mattpacer May 16, 2016


Chocolate piñata

Chocolate piñata

Chocolate piñata-When you’re slapping a girl in the ass and she’s shitting on your chest

by Sole surfer October 20, 2022


Chocolate Frank

A penis that has been covered in feces after having anal sex.

Person one: Did you here that I got poop dick after being with Sarah.
Person Two: You mean a chocolate frank?

by Theinventor June 2, 2015