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When you have soft stool and every time you wipe a little more squeezes out, requiring yet another wipe.
Similar to Crayola Shit, only there’s more soft pudding-like poop with each wipe instead of just brown streaks.
I used a whole roll of toilet paper because I was having Jell-O Pudding Poops and it just wouldn’t end.
Yes !! Girls do poo as well as boys ! Mind blown I bet.
Boys : do girls poop ?
Girls: obviously who doesn’t.
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When your dump is so big that you have to poop and then flush and then wipe and then flush. Because the dump was so large the toilet couldnt handle flushing the poop and toilet paper all at once.
"My crap was so big that I had to poop flush wipe flush."
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A terrible insult aimed at the intergrity of a persons ability to hold their own feces.
You are a poop skiddy fart pants
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Anal sex; ass fucking; butt fucking
Colleen had an awesome poop deck! MOCO wanted to swab her poop deck!
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The phenomenon of emanating sounds that closely resemble those made while shitting; while in fact urinating. These sounds will resemble the notorious “shitgrunt” and will be accompanied by heavy breathing. The driving factor behind the occurrence of this phenomenon could be the overwhelming feeling of pleasure that comes with urinating or could stem from the pain and difficulty associated with an enlarged prostate.
see also: pee out your poop.
" You need to have a prostate exam, your beginning to poop out your pee"
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An insult meant to insinuate that the recipient is without adequate technological devices to game or stay connected to the internet during a bowel movement
Person 1: "Bah, I bet you take boring poops"
Person 2: "What? My poops be off the hook, I am talking on google chat and listening to Pandora"
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