car poop

That nasty, dirty snow that gets stuck in the wheel wells of your car. Is usually fun to kick off unless its been below zero for days on end...in which case you could end up with a broken toe.

I left a big car poop in the middle of the gas station parking lot.

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penis car

(n) A sports car or any other flashy car intended to serve as an attractant for females.

He cruised the streets in his red penis car, boom box blaring, searching for prey.

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tuner cars

Tuner Cars are usually imports that have been modified after delivery from the factory to deliver increased performance or enhanced looks

See Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift those are tuner cars

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Rental Car

A girl who gets around the block mostly from drunk hook ups and one night stands and has a ton miles. Pretty much the last resort for a dude just lookin for a nut. Also known as a one hitter quitter.

I didnt know that girl I fucked last night had so many miles. She musta been a rental car. Man I feel stupid.

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bucket car

A really crappy car, e.g. car that moves and nothing else. Usually the first car that one may acquire in high school.

Dude! I just got a bucket car for the iditarod.

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car whore

Typically, a car whore is a man who is insatiable in his desire to own and experience different makes / models of high-line automobiles (e.g., vintage German and Italian marques). A car whore is often working on a limited budget and is an avid do-it-yourself mechanic (i.e., a DIY'er). This individual typically sells or otherwise changes cars over relatively short time intervals (e.g., 6 months - 18 months). When questioned about these behaviors, the car whore may justify it by likening himself to a wine connoisseur in that he is merely sampling various marques and models.

"Dude, you are such a car whore! How long did you own that 308 GTS Quattrovalvole before you sold it to pick-up that sweet 911S...maybe 6-months?"

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To clown car it

When more people than there are seatbelts are shoved into a car. When people have to sit on the floor or on each other.

Kelly was driving, Becky had shotgun, Ashley, Kelsey and Mandee were in back with the other Ashley sitting on Mandee and Jay sitting on Kelsey. I had to sit on Becky. We were so clown car-ing it.

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