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Amanda is One Hot Mess. Not to be confused with tall Amanda’s, this sub species of the basic bitch name are short, round, have bad teeth & hide crackers in their tum tum rolls. The lowest ranking Amanda with children popping out of her like Cars in a car show. She is not only foul to look at she’s also cruel, selfish and thrives on being the craziest person in the room while simultaneously being the weakest and lowest educated. The embarrassment of her family. The DUFF of her friend group. No one likes Amanda OHM but she’s always popping up like a cockroach in a crack den.
Everyone looks better with Amanda OHM next to them.
Amanda OHM is stalking online again. Call the police.
The clown car pulled up! Look at all the kids popping out! Must be Amanda OHM.
The 22-year-old poet who spoke with poise and eloquence at the inauguration of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, reading her poem "The Hill We Climb". Ms. Gorman, the youngest inaugural poet in United States history, earned wide praise and admiration for her contribution to an event regarded, by several measures, as historically significant.
Amanda Gorman joins a small group of poets who have graced a presidential inauguration with their words, among them Robert Frost, Maya Angelou, Miller Williams, Elizabeth Alexander and Richard Blanco.
From "The Hill We Climb", she read:
"And yet the dawn is ours before we knew it.
Somehow, we do it.
Somehow, we’ve weathered and witnessed
A nation that isn’t broken, but simply unfinished."
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Either the most amazing troll that has ever existed, or the devolution of humanity. Also known as MandaSwaggie. Is convinced that she will one day have Justin Bieber's babies. Was obsessed with losing her virginity before the age of 14, which failed. Has dissed:
-Kurt Cobain and Nirvana
-Michael Jackson
-Freddie Mercury
-Lady Gaga
-Selena Gomez
-Homosexuals
-Black people
-Asians
-Countless Twitter users
-Madonna
-and many more
Amanda Bieber has become an extremely hated figure of the internet.
Josh: Oh my god, it's Amanda Bieber!
Trevor: KILL IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT REPRODUCES!
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Has beautiful eyes, a sense of humor, always cares for others, doesn't take things from people, does things her own way, amazing to find, hides her feelings to cause less worry for others, is very forgiving, is there for anyone who needs it, is someone you should never let go of, loves greatly and will always put a smile on your face, is very shy but intelligent, keeps to herself but if you get close you are special to her
Amanda Marie is always there for you.
Someone with a nice big butt but is very very ugly
Look at that girl she is so amanda
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A reason to use a condom.
"Damn.... Amanda Bieber's parents really screwed up. Do you think it's too late to have an abortion?" Nate asked.
"Nah, if the parents gave birth to that, they never heard of an abortion." Dan replied.
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A teenage internet celebrity whose massive breasts gained her attention. First noticed on YTMND. Also has the most visited gallery on Web Shots
Amanda Wenk has fantastic boobs.
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