pickup artist

The person that picks up props/garmets from the stage between acts in Burlesque shows and helps the performers set up when props are involved. They usually dress sexy for shows.

Kat was asked back to be the pickup artist for the show because she was very good at what she did.

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Flow-Artist

Flow-Artists can be any gender, age, or race, though they are most often males in their twenties ant thirties.

Typically Flow-Artists exhibit no outward talents, interests or skills, with the exception of juggling or spinning around some object or "Prop".

These individuals appear to spend the majority of their time sitting or laying around, smoking marijuana, and occasionally standing up to juggle spin or twirl some kind of plastic toy specifically designed for this purpose.

Used in a conversation:

"Hey, you! Why don't you get up and get a job, or make some art, or make some music, or volunteer at an animal hospital, or soup kitchen, or something?"

(Long toke off of a spliff) "Dude, because I am a Flow-Artist. This is my art. If you don't flow, you just don't know."

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Spam artist

One who creates art from spam

Did you see that wedding cake? Made by a total spam artist

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Starving Artists

The most bad-ass, sexy A Cappella group at Brandeis/on the planet. No really... they are hot. They drink Peppermint Schnapps like it's their jobs... maybe that's why they're so hungry...

Person 1: "Did you go to the Starving Artists show last night?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah. There were no survivors."

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tattoo artist

An artist who enjoys doing commisions on their customers, who both lives and hates their customers. An artist who wants to get paid making art. Or a degenerate who sells drugs and thinks tattooing will fame them for extra pussy if they have enough cocaine and give a discount on the tattoo.

Im really proud of my friend she is a tattoo artist.

Billy gets all the girls, he is a tattoo artist.

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chode artist

A form of painting done with ones flaccid penis. Men with the smallest and roundest cocks excel at this art form.

My friend is a professional chode artist.
I am embarrassed and proud to say I am a chode artist.

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Choke Artist

See also San Jose Sharks.

The San Jose Sharks are up 3-0 in the Stanley Cup Finals! But their such Choke Artists that they will still probably lose!

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