jew sip

You go out to a restaurant with free refills, pay the bill, and you're standing up to leave. But, after you stand up you realize that you left half a glass of soda on the table, so you pick it up and jew one last sip of soda before you leave. True jews sit back down and finish the entire soda before leaving.

"I let my date walk out in front of me as I took a last jew sip of coke."

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jew with a coupon

something that is faster than a speeding bullet

guy1: whats faster than a speeding bullet?
guy2: i dont know, what?
guy1: a jew with a coupon!
guy2: hahahahhah!

guy1: hey look a jew with a coupon
guy2: *turns head* where?
guy1: oop too fast couldn't see it
guy2: hahahhahah!

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Jew

Ew... Jew

Person 1 "Ew, look there is a jew"
Person 2 "Ew, I'm a jew"

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Jew Crew

A group composed of a group of jews and their close companions.

Natasha, Gaby, Chang, Ziyad, Bryan, Daniel form the "Jew Crew".

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jason the jew

He is my friend and he is a jew upvote this so he is in the dictionary.

Hey Jason the Jew

Jew fucker

The definition of a jew fucker is someone who fucks jews

Lets go see timmy. I heard he is a jew fucker

flaming jew

The Flaming Jew is an alcoholic mixed drink. It consists of:

-1 part hickory smoked whiskey
-1 part Fireball
-2 parts Goldschläger
-3 copper coins dated between 1941-1945
-1 cinnamon stick lightly dipped in horseradish, dipped end used to stir the drink

Bartender! Hit up everyone at the bar with a Flaming Jew! I made an ark-load of moolah today and I'm ready to party...mazel tov, bitches!