Ben

Ben has very small testicles and half a penis. He was born out of a cows leg. He drives a mongoose that lost his legs and they replaced it with wheels.

You look and act like a ben.

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Ben

Noun
1)a slightly eccentric ninth grader who mispells words and enjoys subtle irony. ¡Qué wow!

2) Black Eternal Necropolis

3) Not an emo/homosexual

"Ben seems emo, until he laughs..."
"Ben is a slightly eccentric ninth grader who mispells words and enjoys subtle irony."

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Ben

A very bloody ass whole with three cocks inside of it at the same time.

I heard Jessie had a Ben last night at that party, shit that must of hurt.

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Ben

Likes small children. Has a hamster fetish. Has the sex drive of a Lemming. Looks that only Helen Keller could describe, Ben can usually be found in friend's drive-ways, beds, cars, or where ever he feels the need to pass out. Ben's greatest defense is crying himself to sleep naked in a dark corner. Ben cannot be trust when left alone for he has been known to pee on floors. Has a small penis, but tries to compensate for it with his humor.

Used in a sentence: God, that weirdo is such a Ben!

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Ben

Most annoying little fuck out there. Generally looks like a monkey or chimpanzee.

"Hey did u see that monkey at the zoo?"
"Yeah it looked a lot like a Ben"

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Ben

The name is generally used as an insult.

"Dude, your cakes gone all Ben!"

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Ben

1.Usually refered to as 'taking a fat sloppy shit that slips out of your ass'. You have no control over taking this shit so you normally shit yourself silly.

fred:'I wouldnt go in that toilet yet. I've just done a Ben which i couldnt control'. I'd give it a few minutes'.

Bob:'That Ben is a fucker. Couldnt you have shoved a cork up your hole and done it later?'.

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