A very dangerous and disturbed man with wild hair, often found standing in same place for hours or walking around pembroke or ireland with bottles of stella. He will pop the bollocks of any man that catches his eye, especially soilders based in germany, main weapons include cleavers and hammers.
shit, the bollock popper spotted me, RUN!
look at the upstairs bollocks on her. She's got a lovely pair of upstairs bollocks
The old version of the colon(also toilet related):- when someone types :-
A bit dirtier than i thought, i thought the smiley had a nose but instead it gained a nus
Hey, VSauce michael here, did you know that back in the day, people but a - in front of the :?:- I want you to guess what it was called; dog's bollocks
When a normal person overhears two developers talking about programming and the "internet", they are talking "Webby Bollocks"
Flippin heck! they're talking Webby Bollocks again!
When you’re late to an argument and you want to get involved. Eg the row is concluding and you get in a last “and have some bollocks”. Also traditionally used when the row is in a foreign language which you don’t understand
Person one: Me cago en tus dientes!
Person two: Que te jodas!
Person three: And have some bollocks!
1. When someone’s talking shit “stop talking bollocks”
2. When a British person forgets something or gets angry this word gets used
3. Men’s testicles “stop looking at his bollocks”