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A thing you will never get to squeeze or see.
You know you will never get to touch a girls boob.
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An old English term for a dummy or otherwise brainless character
Tom: I went to the store yesterday and forgot my wallet
Cynthia: Thomas, you're such a boob
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n // ( b - oo - beez )
1. ) A female body part located on the upper chest, usually loved by another female or male.
2. ) A body part in which you use to milk your babies.
3. ) The singular of boobies.
4. ) A person who sits at home and does not want to do anything, in which your father or mother will call you a boob.
Example 1 and 3 - "HONEY! I THINK ONE OF MY BOOBS IS BIGGER THAN MY OTHER!"
Example 2 - "So do you think I should milk them from my left or right boob?"
Example 4 - "Can you please get off the couch? You're being a boob."
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Not to be confused with the theft of a boob/ies, this inter-relationship occurrence is characterized by the taking of ownership of a partner's mammary glands and accompanying “pillow-like” tissue.
“Let me touch them.” ‘No! They’re my boobs.’ “No, they’re mine!” “Mmmmmmmmmmmm” — boob theft