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A fist-sized lump.

"I would like a chad of mozzarella, and two chads of ham."

"Form the dough into a chad, and place on a baking sheet."

"Showing through the sand were chads of sapphire and ruby."

by JJets October 14, 2020

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Chad

Chad is the go-to put down that your every day cuckold turns to in order to feel ever-so-slightly better about the fact that a greater man has made off with his woman. Typically you will see the name "Chad" used in a derogatory way by a low-T suffering young man whom has been bested by a much more masculine and confident individual, who happens to be fully secure with his shortcomings. They hurl this perfectly good name around because they are out of control of their lives and will typically come to dictionary websites to complain about the people named Chad that they have had bad experiences with. These manlets typically will go on an irredeemably irrational rant that attributes all of those named "Chad" to the poor choices and characteristics of the ones who wronged them.

Those who are named Chad will likely be confused by this practice at first, and left with a bad taste in their mouth, after which they will go back to their hobbies which include being interesting, having friends, and enjoying sex with women, much to the dismay of the aforementioned cucks.

Have you ever searched "Chad" on urban dictionary? Why are all of these people such whiny little bitches?

I know a guy named Chad, and I think he's a pretty cool guy. He doesn't even afraid of Halo.

by stopbeingstupid April 25, 2017

5πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


Chad

A stereotypical douchebag asshole/jock/frat boy/ with an ego the size of the planet, who needs a swift roundhouse kick to the jaw, ala Chuck Norris style (though if actually issued by Norris, this punishment may be too extreme, even for a chad). Basically, they think they're the best at everything, love to talk shit, and are a general nuisance in every way possible.

Bro, that Josh kid is such a Chad.
Yeah, bro, it's unfortunate that he is here.

by _The_Other_Kid_ July 26, 2018

5πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


chadding

anal sex with one of the male gender

After a long night of chadding, his dick was bleeding in pain and stds.

by dke's from dook February 18, 2005

4πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


chad

Chad is hot

Girl: Gurl have you seen Chad

Girl: Gurl yes Chad is so hot

by thiskingian November 10, 2021

7πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


CHAD

A type of defense mechanism where one takes their hand, curls it into a fist and then proceeds to scrap the back of someone’s head with it.

It that John over there? I’m going to give him a chad.

by Crustopher Skudbarth December 17, 2018

5πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Battle Chad

Chad Kensington is a character from the game Friday the 13th. When added the perks, Slugger, Heavy hitter, and Thick skinned, he becomes Battle Chad!
Battle chad originated from the twitch user, Swag_Dracula.

Upon playing Friday the 13th, Swag Dracula was placed in a lobby filled with players who had chosen Chad as their preference counselor.

While off stream, he developed the perfect combination of perks for Battle Chad. After testing it out, he introduced the concept of Battle Chad to his fellow streamer friends, Bryce McQuaid and Gorillaphant. Soon after they played as Battle Chad, they all adopted Battle Chad as a common character that they will play as for a while.

Some may argue that Bryce Mcquaid invented Battle Chad. However, Swag Dracula invented Battle Chad and there is video proof of it.

Chad has different variations of outfits and objectives. Battle chad originally wears the pink sweater along with the white and black patterned shirt with pink pants. His main objective include making sure you beat the living hell out of Jason (Nega Chad). Another variation of Chad is Guardian Angel Chad . Guardian Angel Chad wears all white with the pink sweater. His main objective it to protect all the counselors from Jason. Renegade Chad is the baddest Chad of them all! Renegade Chad wears dark clothes and has a smirk of evil. His only objective is himself. His only interests are for himself and the beat the living hell out of Jason.

The most common Chad is Battle Chad.

Person 1: "Oh sweet, let me get on that Battle Chad action!"

Person 2: "Didn't Bryce McQuaid invent Battle Chad?"

Person 1: "No, you pleb! Swag_Dracula did!!! BATTLE CHAD HYPEEEEEE!!!!!

by julipai July 26, 2017

66πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž