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A guy takes a dump on a pane of glass with a girl lying under it as part of a sex act. See also, "Hot Carl" and "Warm Carl."
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Hands down the best restaurant or any place to aquire food for that matter in the whole world.
"I'm Hungry, I'm going to go eat at Carl's Jr."
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A Chorizo Burrito ordered from Jack in the Box that is double penetrated by two Mexicans working in the back before being served to you.
Friend: "Man, what's with all that grunting coming from the back room?"
Me: "Dude, the cooks are whipping you up a steamin' Hot Carl for sure"
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everyone is wrong. a hot carl is just plain shitting on someone's face. a warm carl involves seran warp. and a cold carl involves the receiver laying under a glass table while the giver shits on the table over them.
I had to wash my face for three hours straight after Dave gave me a hot carl, next time I'll stick with a warm carl. Cold carl's are for wimps though
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one bad ass dude i mean this guy jumped over a shark tank and after had sex with 21 differnt women. this guy is too much for me.
"jump off a bridge and do something crazy,on the way down u say CARL LEWIS "
had sex with a girl when u finish u say CARL LEWIS
do anything bad ass u say carl lewis
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my second favorite fast food joint. where all us G's kicked it in mira mesa. push those AC bitches out our joint
carl's junior is otherwise knows as hardee's. both are very expensive.
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Take a shit. Place the log in the freezer. Once frozen, take it out and proceed to fuck her with it.
I did my girl good with a frozen carl.
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