Gravy Covered Clam

The result of upchucking on a very stinky twat. This leaves the punanny covered in a thick gravy.

Oh, damn. I tried to eat Mel last night, but it stunk so bad I blew chunks. I just left her their with her Gravy Covered Clam.

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F.S.D. cover up

F.S.D.'s that call people F.S.D. for some bullshit reason to try and cover up the fact that they themselves are F.S.D.

Max - Do you like Chiodos?

Austin R. - F.S.D!!!!!!

Max - Wow. You have to be the biggest F.S.D. cover up of all time

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cum covered tissues

A tissue after a guy wipes the cum off his dick after jerking off.

I came so hard, all my tissues were cum covered tissues😂

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Ohio Cover-up

Sexual position - when a male sticks his genitals into an anus, be a male or female anus.

me and my girlfriend tried an Ohio cover-up last night, its harder than it looks and hurts like hell

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Urban Dictionary Cover-Up

The act of scrambling onto UrbanDictionary.com to quickly find out the definition of a word, usually when used over texts or IM. Used to cover up the fact that you did not know the meaning of the word prior to its use.

Commonly abbreviated to UDCU.

Person A: "yo dude, that jam was live last night."
Person B: *quickly does an urban dictionary cover-up*
"yeah, that was a pretty cool party."

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Chocolate Covered Polish Sausage

While having anal sex, the girl has diarrhea all over the shaft and head of the penis. Immediately following, the girl cleans off the flecks and juices of the diarrhea with a blow job.

Girl: Sorry I'm not really in the mood for sex tonight...
Guy: Ahh, fine, can you at least give me a chocolate covered polish sausage then?

chocolate covered coconut crack

Noun.

THE BEST STUFF EVER!!!!!

Something that is insanely irresistible.

I can't pass up a donut, they are my chocolate covered coconut crack!

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